How to Be Single is a handful of very loosely connected subplots of extremely dubious distinction.

Hail, Caesar! feels like a potluck dinner of random recipes quickly tossed into one big salad bowl.

The Choice is every bit as banal as Wes Anderson’s film’s are quirky.

45 Years feels ripped from your own familial experiences.

The Revenant is an epic journey of tenacity, willpower and determination beyond imagination.

Leaves you stranded in limbo while waiting for something good to happen.

A supersized Quentin Tarantino experience that would taste just as good in a smaller portion.

Quentin Tarantino’s well-practiced aim misses the heart but still hits the target.

Like Schindler’s List peppered with lewd jokes every 15 minutes or so.

Gives ardent followers of the series everything that they hoped for and more.

The Star Wars that you’re looking for.

Seems like an eternity when there’s nothing funny going on.