45 Years feels ripped from your own familial experiences.

The Revenant is an epic journey of tenacity, willpower and determination beyond imagination.

Leaves you stranded in limbo while waiting for something good to happen.

A supersized Quentin Tarantino experience that would taste just as good in a smaller portion.

Quentin Tarantino’s well-practiced aim misses the heart but still hits the target.

Like Schindler’s List peppered with lewd jokes every 15 minutes or so.

Gives ardent followers of the series everything that they hoped for and more.

The Star Wars that you’re looking for.

Seems like an eternity when there’s nothing funny going on.

A beautifully shot film with some very nice (but flawed) moments.

Like trying to enjoy a good meal on a plate under a locked glass box.

A platter best suited for your local McDonald’s.